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斗争

October 26th, 2008 Finvola M 5 comments

我脑袋里有两个小人在打架,
一个说,我要吃东西我要去超市我要买零食!
一个说,去死我才懒得出门……

请你们奋力火并至同归于尽。

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艺术

October 10th, 2008 Finvola M 4 comments

虽然两个人都觉得自己身材还好,但是对方实在是太胖了。
于是就假惺惺的跑过去说,
Babe,我真是太胖了,我一定要减肥,但是减肥好辛苦,你陪我好不好~
然后另外一个人就眉开眼笑的说好呀好呀。

这个大概就是所谓生活的艺术了吧。

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啦啦啦

September 9th, 2008 Finvola M 20 comments

今天我去试衣服,发现我靠老娘的腿可真长啊!
我要不好好的把它们搞细了露出来倾倒众生,
那简直就是对上帝的不负责任!

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